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My first “completed” project screwing around with Garage Band- A mix of Only by Nine Inch Nails.
This kid is more metal than most adults I know.
Maynard never does anything sane or normal. I guess that’s why its always good.
Eric Brewer just got served.
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Hey, Marc Eisenmann, remember this? Don’t forget about Regulate or your face might get regulated in 2012!
Master of Santas
If anyone goes near my cookies today you had better believe this will be my response.
Arnold wishing you a merry Christmas, version 2.0
Arnold wishing you a merry Christmas, version 1.0
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There aren’t too many songs that are less than 2 minutes better than this. Just soak in these songwriting skills:
When I Was Delivered, I Cleared My Nostrils And Spanked My Own Ass
Later That Day, I Invented A Silicone Based Protein That Cured The World
Hunger And Brought About World Peace
I Owed A Multi Billion Dollar Corporation By The Time I Was Six
And You Can Too
I Won The Nashville Chili Cook Off
Home On The Prairie, Mother Fucker
Big Trucks And Little Women, I Take ‘Em Skinny Dipping
You Want The Life I’m Living, Who The Fuck You Kidding
I Circumcised Myself With My Bare Hands
Grizzly Adams, Mother Bitches
Don’t Need An Elevator, I’ll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain’t No Square
I Don’t Need Toilet Paper, I’ll Use My Hands
And Wipe ‘Em On Your Face, ‘Cause I’m The Man
I Once Slapped A Guy So Hard His Mom Lit On Fire
And That Bitch Lives In Alaska
You Figure It Out
So You See, My Little Bitches
If You Buy One Minute And 48 Second Seminar
You Too Could Become The Champion Of The World
I’m Joking, You’re A Loser
When I Take Off My Shirt Even Old Ladies Flock To Me
I’m Like Don Johnson, You Fucks
Don’t Need An Elevator, I’ll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain’t No Square
I Don’t Need Toilet Paper, I’ll Use My Hands
And Wipe ‘Em On Your Face ‘Cause I’m The Man
Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World
Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World
Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World
Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
I’m The Champ, You’re The Peon
Immigrant Song: New vibe to a classic
All hands on deck
Happy Hanukkah!
Tim Tebow is taking it to the streets.
